How to Say "Penis" in American English
"Meat"
"Dick"
"Cock"
"One-eyed Willy"
"Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger"
"Purple headed dragon"
"Purple headed warrior"
"One-eyed monster"
"Mystery meat"
"One-eyed tiger"
"dingle dangle"
"Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm"
"Mr winky"