Top 10 Alsatian Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
lèck-mi-am-arsch Lick my ass (68%)      (32%)
ass hole (70%)      (30%)
old dick (40%)      (60%)
schtufe die schobert fucked in the asshole (57%)      (43%)
Arch Loch Ass Hole (75%)      (25%)