Top 10 Makronesian(conlang) Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Doff Stupid (57%)      (43%)
Mashtur Asshole, Wamper (50%)      (50%)
Gytt Ass (50%)      (50%)
Pysse Pussy (0%)      (100%)
Qifsha ibu të Fuck your mother (0%)      (100%)