Baseball top 10 swear words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
First base Kissing (67%)      (33%)
Struck out Being turned down for sex (100%)      (0%)
Third base Petting under the clothes (100%)      (0%)
Umpire Large ugly person (75%)      (25%)
Striking out Being turned down for sex (100%)      (0%)
Died on base To lose ones erection during sex (100%)      (0%)
Homerun Sex (100%)      (0%)
Bat Penis (100%)      (0%)
Switch Hitter Bi-sexual (100%)      (0%)
Inside the park homerun Sex with a kissing cousin (33%)      (67%)