Posh english. top 10 swear words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Take your leave you ninny-hammer. Fuck off you simpleton. (100%)      (0%)
Excuse me, sir, but you're a wee tad too loud. Shut the fuck up! (100%)      (0%)
Please use of countenance on the grimaces of your tongue Shut up. (100%)      (0%)

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