Afrikaans swear words beginning with the letter E

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
ek gan jou klap men ñ nat piel im gonna smack u with a wet dick (78%)      (22%)
Ek gee nie 'n fok nie I dont give a fuck (87%)      (13%)
Ek gee nie 'n moer om nie I don't care a damn (83%)      (17%)
Ek is n dom boer Idiot (11%)      (89%)
Ek will jou naai I want to fuck you (93%)      (7%)
Etter portret Puss painting (0%)      (0%)
Etterkop! Pusshead! (71%)      (29%)

Afrikaans Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z