Australian swear words beginning with the letter H

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
have a bat masturbate (84%)      (16%)
Having a slash urinating (84%)      (16%)
he's a walking head job he's short (52%)      (48%)
he/she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down he/she's fucking ugly (100%)      (0%)
heavy rocks heavy cocks (14%)      (86%)
How about a root? Lets have sex (92%)      (8%)
How are ya, ya cunt! Hello, dear friend! (84%)      (16%)

Australian Swear Words by Letter:
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