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Australian Swear Words

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Top 10 Australian Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
A face like a bucket of smashed crabs Unattractive person (1%)      (1%)
A face like a dropped pie Unattractive person (1%)      (1%)
A face like a kicked-in shitcan Unattractive person (1%)      (1%)
A face like fifty miles of bad road Unattractive person (1%)      (1%)
A few roos loose in the top paddock crazy (1%)      (0%)
a few sangas short of a picnic brainless / moron (10%)      (2%)
About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow Not very useful (1%)      (1%)
arse monkey a passive gay man (1%)      (1%)
arse rag ass wipe/suck up (10%)      (5%)
As boring as batshit dull (10%)      (1%)
As full as a boot Drunk (1%)      (0%)
as good as a hatfull of arseholes useless (10%)      (2%)
As useless as tits on a bull it's no good, won't work (1%)      (0%)
Bangs like a dunny door Someone extremely sexual (1%)      (0%)
Bangs like a dunny door in a Force 9 Gale Very sexually active (0%)      (0%)
Bangs like a dunny door on a prawn trawler Sheila who likes to root a lot. (1%)      (2%)
barrack for the other team be a homosexual. (1%)      (0%)
bash beat up (10%)      (0%)
Basket Case Crazy, useless (10%)      (1%)
Blind Mullet A floating turd (1%)      (1%)
Bludger Lazy person (10%)      (1%)
bogan redneck/white trash (10%)      (0%)
Bowling from the pavilion end Homosexual man (1%)      (2%)
Bugger (n) one who causes mischief (1%)      (0%)
Bugger that! forget it (10%)      (1%)
bum bandit gay male (10%)      (3%)
bumtoucher a man who touches rectums (gayman) (0%)      (0%)
Bury the bishop have sex. (0%)      (0%)
cactus, as in "we're/you're cactus!" fucked (1%)      (0%)
carpet muncher lesbian (10%)      (0%)
Chocolate driller Homosexual Man (1%)      (1%)
Crikey Oh my gosh/wow! (1%)      (0%)
Cum dumpster Prostitute or promiscuous female (0%)      (0%)
Cum Junkie Slut (1%)      (0%)
DADS disease Dumb as dog shit (1%)      (1%)
dickhead someone who is stupid (1%)      (0%)
dill idiot (1%)      (0%)
Dingaling Male's cock. (10%)      (4%)
Dipshit Idiot (10%)      (0%)
Donga Cock (0%)      (0%)
Dumb as a box of rocks really stupid (1%)      (0%)
Dumb as a door knob Retard (0%)      (0%)
dumb as dog shit a stupid person (10%)      (2%)
Dumb as dog shit Stupid (10%)      (2%)
eat my hairy onions eat my testicals (1%)      (1%)
Face like a busted arsehole Ugly (0%)      (0%)
feed the snake blowjob (1%)      (2%)
Flamin' Galah Moron (10%)      (0%)
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey Bloody cold (10%)      (1%)
Fuck a duck! An exclamation mild surprise (10%)      (1%)
Fuck it! don't worry about it (10%)      (1%)
Fuck me dead! Oh my! ( exclamation) (1%)      (0%)
Fuck me running Exhausted (1%)      (3%)
Fuck me side ways Oh shit (9%)      (7%)
Fuck Muppet complete idiot (0%)      (0%)
fuck nuckle minor dickhead (0%)      (0%)
fuck off piss off/fuck off (0%)      (0%)
Fuck off! go away/ you're kidding/ wow! (10%)      (1%)
Fuck Tard Stupid Person (1%)      (0%)
Fuck tard Stupid cunt (0%)      (0%)
Fuck Wit stupid nasty idiot (10%)      (2%)
Fucknuckle Dickhead (10%)      (0%)
Fuckstick Dick, stupid (10%)      (2%)
Fuckwit An idiot (10%)      (0%)
fugly fucking ugly (10%)      (1%)
G'day Cock Features! Hello there unattractive person! (1%)      (1%)
get a dog up ya Go fuck yourself (0%)      (0%)
get on your knees and smile like a donut suck my dick (1%)      (1%)
Get stuffed fuck off (10%)      (1%)
get ya cunt out I would like to see your vagina (1%)      (1%)
get ya end wet have sex (1%)      (0%)
Get your hand off it Stop talking such nonsense (10%)      (2%)
Get your rat out Show me your vagina (0%)      (0%)
Go bing bong yourself Go shove a cat up your ass (0%)      (0%)
Gronk Asshole (10%)      (0%)
gunna shake hands with me best mate take a piss (10%)      (3%)
have a bat masturbate (1%)      (0%)
Having a slash urinating (10%)      (2%)
he's a walking head job he's short (1%)      (1%)
he/she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down he/she's fucking ugly (10%)      (0%)
heavy rocks heavy cocks (1%)      (6%)
How about a root? Lets have sex (10%)      (1%)
How are ya, ya cunt! Hello, dear friend! (1%)      (0%)
I am pulling your leg I am only joking (0%)      (0%)
I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck. I'm hungry. (1%)      (0%)
I don't give a rat's arse I don't care (10%)      (1%)
I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than..... I am hesitant to do so (1%)      (0%)
I'm buggered ! I am tired. (10%)      (0%)
I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger I'm thirsty (10%)      (2%)
It gives me the shits It annoys me (10%)      (0%)
Jizz Junky Poofter (0%)      (0%)
JJ Vagg Person with a freckled cock (0%)      (0%)
jonas fucking junkie (1%)      (2%)
Knob Jockie Slut (1%)      (2%)
knock the top off it wank (10%)      (5%)
Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool. Having a shit. (1%)      (1%)
Lick my salty piss Vagina and cock head (0%)      (0%)
Lickerty split Lesbian (1%)      (2%)
Long Black Coffee (wtf you think?) (0%)      (0%)
map of tassie vagina (1%)      (1%)
map of Tassie pussy (1%)      (0%)
Meataxe Useless (0%)      (100%)
Moooo Fuck right off (6%)      (38%)
mut pussy (0%)      (0%)
Norks breasts (1%)      (1%)
oxy moron major dickhead (0%)      (0%)
Pig's arse! I don't care/ I don't believe you (10%)      (2%)
Pissed Drunk (10%)      (0%)
polecat realy ugly female (1%)      (1%)
poo jabber homosexual (1%)      (0%)
Poo-pusher homosexual man (1%)      (0%)
poofter a gay person (1%)      (0%)
Pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork on a hot day getting nowhere fast (0%)      (0%)
put the dick on the barbie have a barbecque (1%)      (0%)
Ratbag (n) one who causes mischief (10%)      (2%)
Root To have sex (0%)      (0%)
root the bitch to have sex with a female (1%)      (0%)
roots like watt on holidays has a lot of sex (1%)      (0%)
rowl incestuous gang whore (0%)      (100%)
Scratching your arse with a bowl full of spaghetti Useless (0%)      (0%)
Seppo or Septic Tank Yank or American person (0%)      (0%)
shagger fucker (10%)      (2%)
she's a grenade chick is so fat she bout to explode (1%)      (3%)
Shit hot! Very good (1%)      (0%)
Shitting like a big black dog Panicking (1%)      (1%)
show us ya jugs show me your breasts. (1%)      (0%)
show us ya tits I want to see your breasts (1%)      (0%)
slager slut (10%)      (3%)
slit eyed fuck a china man (0%)      (0%)
the family jewels male genitals/scrotum (10%)      (1%)
Toeier than a Roman sandal extremely horney (1%)      (1%)
Tongue punch me fart box. Fuck my arsehole with your tongue (0%)      (0%)
tool really useless person (10%)      (0%)
tosser you masturbate (0%)      (0%)
Under the fuckin' thumb aye! Under a wife's control. (10%)      (0%)
Up the duff Pregnant (derogatory) (1%)      (0%)
up to my nuts in guts having sex (10%)      (2%)
Vagina Decliner Homosexual Man (1%)      (1%)
well bugger me! well I'll be damned! (10%)      (1%)
ya bluming bafoon! you stupid idiot! (0%)      (0%)
ya dopey bastard! you silly idiot (0%)      (0%)
Ya fuckin' poofter! You fucking homosexual. (10%)      (0%)
Ya soft cock! Whimp. (0%)      (0%)
Ya Tosser You idiot (10%)      (3%)
ya wanker you masturbate (0%)      (0%)
Ya Wanker You idiot (10%)      (1%)
You can suck a fart out my arse. Your request is denied. (0%)      (0%)
You fuckin' little ripper! I am pleased (10%)      (1%)
You're a fuckin' knob mate! You're a penis! (10%)      (0%)
You're a sick cunt! You're really cool! (0%)      (0%)

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