Australian swear words beginning with the letter L

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool. Having a shit. (50%)      (50%)
Lick my salty piss Vagina and cock head (0%)      (0%)
Lickerty split Lesbian (32%)      (68%)
Long Black Coffee (wtf you think?) (0%)      (0%)

Australian Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z