British swear words beginning with the letter P

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Penguin totally Useless (0%)      (100%)
Piss off Go away (94%)      (6%)
Piss-Flaps Lips of the Vagina (100%)      (0%)
Play the five-fingered flute Wank (0%)      (0%)
plonker dumbass, idiot, penis (84%)      (16%)
Ponce Gay man (100%)      (0%)
Poof/Pouf Gay man (not too offensive) (74%)      (26%)
poxy crappy, bad quality (60%)      (40%)
Punny Smackgead (0%)      (0%)

British Swear Words by Letter:
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