Danish swear words beginning with the letter A

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Agger a fat kid (10%)      (90%)
Ølfisse beer pussy (58%)      (42%)
Æd lort, fisse Eat shit, pussy (83%)      (17%)

Danish Swear Words by Letter:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z