Pokemon swear words beginning with the letter I

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
I have a Gyrados I have a Long wet dick (88%)      (12%)
I just took a Graveler! I just took a Shit! (50%)      (50%)
I love my charizard I love my fat ass hole (20%)      (80%)
I'll fireblast you with my Charizard I'll shit on your face (48%)      (52%)
I'll thundershock you with my Raichu I'll fart in your face (65%)      (35%)
I'll waterblast you with my blastoise I'm cum on your face with my dick (73%)      (27%)