Aussie slang Language

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
As useful as taste buds in an asshole Useless (80%)      (20%)
Ass Bandit A Shirt Lifter (35%)      (65%)
Bucket Cunt A loose woman (71%)      (29%)
Cunt hooks Fingers (79%)      (21%)
Fucks goin on cunt How was your day bro (91%)      (9%)
G'day! Fuck off! (9%)      (91%)
Get a big black dog up ya! Fuck off! (62%)      (38%)
Go fuck your self with ur hairy bushed grandmothers g-string u anal rapping butt monkey How's ya family bro (33%)      (67%)
Go get ya guts fucked! Fuck off! (29%)      (71%)
Scrackin cunt What's goin on man (64%)      (36%)
She's about and sweet as a cat pissing down ur mums cunt Have u seen my hairy pussy (11%)      (89%)
Take a day off! Fuck off! (12%)      (88%)
Turd Burglar Another Shirt Lifter (63%)      (38%)
Up Yours! Fuck off! (90%)      (10%)
You've got Buckley's and none You have no chance (75%)      (25%)
g'day ya mad cunt hello my crazy mate (95%)      (5%)