Massachusettian Language

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Get Tha Fahk Off Tha Fahkin' Road And Grab Me A Fahkin' Beah Stop Driving And Fetch Me A Drink (58%)      (42%)
Go take a good soft shit for yourself. Go away stop bothering me (75%)      (25%)
I ain't shittin ya one ounce. I'm telling you the truth. (100%)      (0%)
Wicked fuck in pissa Really good (67%)      (33%)

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