Massachusettian Language

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Get Tha Fahk Off Tha Fahkin' Road And Grab Me A Fahkin' Beah Stop Driving And Fetch Me A Drink (56%)      (44%)
Go take a good soft shit for yourself. Go away stop bothering me (67%)      (33%)
I ain't shittin ya one ounce. I'm telling you the truth. (100%)      (0%)
Wicked fuck in pissa Really good (67%)      (33%)