Makronesian(conlang) Language

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Doff Stupid (50%)      (50%)
Gytt Ass (50%)      (50%)
Mashtur Asshole, Wamper (50%)      (50%)
Pysse Pussy (0%)      (100%)
Qifsha ibu të Fuck your mother (0%)      (100%)

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