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Spanish Swear Words

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
A Que chirlo Fuck men!!! (37%)      (63%)
Aprende a conducir aweonao!! Learn to drive ASSHOLE!! (71%)      (29%)
Baboso Retard (70%)      (30%)
Bastardo Bastard (92%)      (8%)
Besa mi culo, puto Kiss my ass, Bitch (71%)      (29%)
Besame el culo Kiss my ass (82%)      (18%)
Beso mi culo Kiss my ass (48%)      (52%)
Cabron! Bastard (82%)      (18%)
Cagaste y saltaste en la caca You shit and jumped in it (67%)      (33%)
Cago en tu leche I shit in your milk. (77%)      (23%)
Callate el osico gordota Shut your snout fatty (86%)      (14%)
Capullo / gilipollas Asshole (65%)      (35%)
Carajo Fuck! Shit! Damn it! (Peru) (83%)      (17%)
Chinga Tu Madre Fuck your mother (82%)      (18%)
Chinga usted Fuck you (64%)      (36%)
Chingas tu madre Fuck your mom (62%)      (38%)
Chorra Stupid (22%)      (78%)
Chupa me, puto Suck me, asshole! (36%)      (64%)
Chupa mi verga Suck my dick (78%)      (22%)
Chupame la pija blow me (72%)      (28%)
Chupas mis huevos Suck my balls (79%)      (21%)
Co?o! Damn!, Fuck!, Shit! (63%)      (37%)
Concha Cunt (69%)      (31%)
Conche de tu madre Motherfucker (south america) (38%)      (63%)
Conyo Sucio (Con-Yo Sue-See-Yo) Dirty Cunt (55%)      (45%)
Culero Asshole (71%)      (29%)
Culo Ass (85%)      (15%)
El burro sabe mas que tu The donkey knows more than you (61%)      (39%)
Eres más malo que marihuana You're worse than marijuana (15%)      (85%)
Estupido Stupid (98%)      (2%)
Hijo de puta! You son of a bitch! (89%)      (11%)
Hijo de tu puta madre Son of a Bitch (60%)      (40%)
Hostia! Fuck! (65%)      (35%)
Hueles a mierda You smell like shit (94%)      (6%)
Huevos testicals (MEX) (74%)      (26%)
Idioto Idiot (17%)      (83%)
Jode tu madre ayer noche I fucked your mother last night (56%)      (44%)
Joder! fuck! (82%)      (18%)
Joto Faggot / Gay (41%)      (59%)
Kieta el stupido elephante Shut up you stupid elephant (60%)      (40%)
La concha de tu madre Your mother's cunt (60%)      (40%)
La concha tuya Your cunt (40%)      (60%)
La ingle Groin (38%)      (63%)
Lam?me el orto Lick my ass (43%)      (57%)
Mama Huevo Dick Sucker (37%)      (63%)
Mamon Cocksucker (90%)      (10%)
Manda huevos! Fuck in hell! (41%)      (59%)
Maricón Faggot (87%)      (13%)
Marihuana Marijuana (71%)      (29%)
Mariposon Faggot (85%)      (15%)
Marricon faggot (75%)      (25%)
Me encanta tu culo I love your ass (55%)      (45%)
Me lo pones en la boca Put it in my mouth (68%)      (32%)
Mecagüen tu puta madre I shit on your fucking mother (33%)      (67%)
Mi follada tu madre ayer noche I fucked your mother last night (83%)      (17%)
Mierda Shit (94%)      (6%)
Métetelo por el culo Stick it up your ass (92%)      (8%)
No me jodas Don't fuck with me (63%)      (38%)
No me jodas! Don't fuck with me! (81%)      (19%)
Pajero Wanker (88%)      (12%)
Panocha Pussy (Mex) (82%)      (18%)
Pinche puta Fucking bitch (73%)      (27%)
Pinga (Cuban slang) Penis (80%)      (20%)
Pudrete en el infierno Rot in Hell (82%)      (18%)
Pudrete, pinche cerda asquerosa (female) Rot, you fucking disgusting pig (80%)      (20%)
Puta Prostitute (44%)      (56%)
Puto Faggot (Mex) (38%)      (62%)
Que te den por el culo! May you be fucked up the ass! (88%)      (12%)
Que te folle un pez May a fish fuck you (82%)      (18%)
Quein es tu papi, perra? who's your daddy, bitch? (77%)      (23%)
Qué chingados?! What the fuck?! (80%)      (20%)
Rata inmunda unworldly rat (64%)      (36%)
Skonka Slut (70%)      (30%)
Soplanucas neck blower (54%)      (46%)
Su madre come mierda your mum eats shit (76%)      (24%)
Te mamo la vierga! I want to suck your dick! (42%)      (58%)
Te voy a romper el orto. Im going to rip you in the asshole. (69%)      (31%)
Tengo ganas I am horny (75%)      (25%)
Tienes ganas? Are you horny? (69%)      (31%)
Tirate a un poso Throw yourself in a hole (62%)      (38%)
Tonta Bullocks (25%)      (75%)
Tu hermano no tiene la ingle Your brother has no groin (88%)      (13%)
Tu madre es muy gorda y fea Your mother is very fat and ugly (86%)      (14%)
Tu madre es una estupida Your mom is stupid (57%)      (43%)
Tu madre es una puta Your mom is a whore (40%)      (60%)
Tu madre es una puta fea Your mother is an ugly bitch (100%)      (0%)
Usted es un joto You're gay (25%)      (75%)
Verga Dick (80%)      (20%)
Vete a chingar a tu madre Go fuck your mother (85%)      (15%)
Vete a la chingada Go fuck yourself (76%)      (24%)
Vete a la verga Go eat dick. (60%)      (40%)
Vete a la verga ruco/ruca Fuck you senor/senorita (89%)      (11%)
Vete al infierno Go to hell (88%)      (13%)
Viete a la mierda! Kiss my ass! (40%)      (60%)
Y tu mama tambien and your mom also (84%)      (16%)
Yo cago en la leche de tu puta madre I shit in your whore mother's milk (63%)      (37%)
Yo chingé a tu madre I fucked your mother (71%)      (29%)
Yo mataria tu! I am going to kill you! (18%)      (82%)
Yo quiero tu peto. I want to suck your dick. (66%)      (34%)
balurde something shitty (60%)      (40%)
beso mi culo kiss my ass (43%)      (57%)
boludo (Argentina) idiot, stupid (84%)      (16%)
cabeza de guebo dickhead (25%)      (75%)
cachimba vagina (42%)      (58%)
cara de cona cunt face (59%)      (41%)
cara de culo ass face (86%)      (14%)
cara de verga dick face (90%)      (10%)
chichis breasts (77%)      (23%)
chichotas big breasts/boobs (83%)      (17%)
chile pelon bareback (50%)      (50%)
chinga tu madre puta fuck your mom bitch (82%)      (18%)
chinga tu madre y muerte puto/puta! fuck your mother and die bitch! (82%)      (18%)
chingar to fuck (84%)      (16%)
chingate! fuck you! (82%)      (18%)
chorizo dick (lit. sausage) (44%)      (56%)
chupa me la peha suck my dick (45%)      (55%)
chupa mi pito suck on my dick (88%)      (13%)
chupame la turca suck the dick (59%)      (41%)
chupar to suck (88%)      (12%)
chúpelo. suck it. (33%)      (67%)
cochina disgusting person (f) (88%)      (12%)
cochino disgusting person (m) (91%)      (9%)
cojer fuck (80%)      (20%)
cojones balls, testicles, (85%)      (15%)
come mierda eat shit (84%)      (16%)
concha (Argentina) pussy (83%)      (17%)
conchetumare Motherfucker (54%)      (46%)
cuanto por las nalgas how much for your ass (88%)      (12%)
dona pussy (50%)      (50%)
forro de mierda asshole (63%)      (37%)
forro/a (Argentina) asshole, dickhead (67%)      (33%)
ghiata puto shutup bitch (80%)      (20%)
hacete cojer go and get fucked (74%)      (26%)
hijo de mil cojeros son of a thousand fuckers (60%)      (40%)
hijo de puta son of a bitch (90%)      (10%)
joto faggot (mex.) (90%)      (10%)
kaka deltaro bull shit (40%)      (60%)
la cage I fucked up (67%)      (33%)
ladron de mierda muthafucking thief (38%)      (62%)
lela dummy (66%)      (34%)
malparida slut (44%)      (56%)
mama bicho you suck dick (31%)      (69%)
mama guebo dick sucker (50%)      (50%)
mamahuevo cock sucker (61%)      (39%)
mamame la verga suck my penis/dick (75%)      (25%)
me valle verga i dont give a fuck (69%)      (31%)
nadie te quiere no one loves you (67%)      (33%)
no seas mamon don't be stupid (50%)      (50%)
ojala que mueras i hope you die (93%)      (7%)
pelotudo (Argentina) idiot, stupid (73%)      (27%)
pequeno pito small dick (60%)      (40%)
perra bitch (60%)      (40%)
pija dick (80%)      (20%)
pinche fucking (sp) (76%)      (24%)
pinche pendejo fucking dickhead (63%)      (37%)
pinche puta Fuckin whore (86%)      (14%)
piruja whore,slut. (62%)      (38%)
pongalo en su boca, puta! Put it in your mouth, bitch! (60%)      (40%)
poronga dick (52%)      (48%)
punta bitch (29%)      (71%)
pupila prostitute (82%)      (18%)
puta whore (80%)      (20%)
puta madre mother fucker (27%)      (73%)
sopletiamela la verga blow my dick (75%)      (25%)
ta mamo la panocha i suck your pussy (MEX) (71%)      (29%)
te mamo el culo i suck your ass (MEX) (67%)      (33%)
te mato I kill you (94%)      (6%)
te odio i hate you (90%)      (10%)
tetas tits (MEX) (76%)      (24%)
tu madre your mom (92%)      (8%)
va chingate! go fuck yourself! (52%)      (48%)
vamos a em borrachar esta noche let's all get drunk tonight (81%)      (19%)
verga dick (MEX) (77%)      (23%)
verija pussy (mex) (47%)      (53%)
vete para la verga fuck off (82%)      (18%)
voy a matarte Im going to kill you (74%)      (26%)
zopupla slut (60%)      (40%)
zorra whore (67%)      (33%)
¿Estás fumando la pasta base? Are you smoking crack? (54%)      (46%)
 




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