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A collection of Danish profanity submitted by you!
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Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
'd lort Eat shit (27%)      (73%)
Agger a fat kid (14%)      (86%)
Baby-kanon Pussy (8%)      (92%)
Brian Skinhead (34%)      (66%)
Bæskubber Gay (20%)      (80%)
Din dumme idiot You stupid idiot (94%)      (6%)
Din fucking idiot You fucking asshole (20%)      (80%)
Din lille lort You little piece of shit (95%)      (5%)
Din mor your mother (91%)      (9%)
Din mor er en luder You mother is a bitch (21%)      (79%)
Din mor er en luder! Your mother is a whore! (95%)      (5%)
Din mor! yo mama (66%)      (34%)
Dumme k'lling Dumb bitch (75%)      (25%)
Dumme svin! Stupid pig! (91%)      (9%)
Er du fucking retarderet? Are you fucking retarded? (92%)      (8%)
Fisse Pussy (94%)      (6%)
Fj's Face (41%)      (59%)
For helvede God damn it. (lit. to hell) (92%)      (8%)
Grimme k'lling Ugly bitch (84%)      (16%)
Gå hjem og knep din mor Go home and fuck your mom (85%)      (15%)
Hold din kæft , din fucking hund! Shut the fuck up , you fucking dog! (83%)      (17%)
Hold k'ft Shut up (82%)      (18%)
Jeg knepper din familie! I'll fuck your family (84%)      (16%)
Jeg knepper din mor! I´ll fuck your mother! (56%)      (44%)
Jylland Hell (27%)      (73%)
Jyllandsk Terrible (21%)      (79%)
Klaphat Idiot (54%)      (46%)
Knep dig selv! Fuck you! (52%)      (48%)
Ko! Cow! (91%)      (9%)
Kusse Cunt (88%)      (12%)
Køter (lit.) Dog/Bitch (85%)      (15%)
Lort Shit (93%)      (7%)
Ludertæve Bitch Whore (71%)      (29%)
Osteged Cheesegoat (33%)      (67%)
Pik cock (89%)      (11%)
Pik slikker cock sucker (83%)      (17%)
Pikansjos (lit) Dick anchovy (90%)      (10%)
Pikhoved! Dickhead! (90%)      (10%)
Pikspiller Wanker (91%)      (9%)
Røvguitar (lit) Arse guitar (60%)      (40%)
Skrid med dig! Fuck off! (88%)      (12%)
Slik omkring mit pikhovede Lick around my Dickhead (43%)      (57%)
Sut Min Pik Suck My Dick (93%)      (7%)
Sut min Dolk Suck my dick (48%)      (52%)
Sut min pik Suck my dick (96%)      (4%)
Sut min pik! Suck my dick! (81%)      (19%)
Sut røv, pikhoved. suck ass, dickhead. (85%)      (15%)
Svans Faggot (86%)      (14%)
Svensker Demon (75%)      (25%)
Tag min pik i din fisse nu Take my dick in your pussy now (63%)      (37%)
Tudefj's Crybaby (80%)      (20%)
Tøs Slut (32%)      (68%)
bolle din mor fuck your mother (32%)      (68%)
bøsserøv gay-ass (79%)      (21%)
forpulede rovhul fucking asshole (84%)      (16%)
klamme luderso disgusting bitchwhore (86%)      (14%)
klamme so desgusting girl pig (34%)      (66%)
kran very ugly fat girl (75%)      (25%)
pik dick (40%)      (60%)
røvbanan assbanana (91%)      (9%)
Ølfisse beer pussy (64%)      (36%)
Æd lort, fisse Eat shit, pussy (73%)      (27%)

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