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Cow Language

A collection of Cow profanity submitted by you!
Please think about voting for the accuracy of Cow swear words below or even add a Cow cuss or Cow slang phrase.

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Milking the bull You fuck your dad (72%)      (28%)
Milky tits Limp breasts (67%)      (33%)
Moo moo Slut (81%)      (19%)
Moo moo moo Fuck you bitch monkey whore (88%)      (12%)
Mooo Moo MOOO get your ass off my food (74%)      (26%)
Moother Milker Mother fucker (71%)      (29%)
Suck my udder bitch please leave me alone (78%)      (22%)
You live in a brown barn you cunt Your house smells (70%)      (30%)
moo fuck off (96%)      (4%)

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