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A collection of Australian profanity submitted by you!
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Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
A face like a bucket of smashed crabs Unattractive person (58%)      (42%)
A face like a dropped pie Unattractive person (66%)      (34%)
A face like a kicked-in shitcan Unattractive person (63%)      (38%)
A face like fifty miles of bad road Unattractive person (45%)      (55%)
A few roos loose in the top paddock crazy (83%)      (17%)
a few sangas short of a picnic brainless / moron (85%)      (15%)
About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow Not very useful (63%)      (37%)
arse monkey a passive gay man (46%)      (54%)
As boring as batshit dull (90%)      (10%)
As full as a boot Drunk (67%)      (33%)
as good as a hatfull of arseholes useless (83%)      (17%)
As useless as tits on a bull it's no good, won't work (85%)      (15%)
Bangs like a dunny door Someone extremely sexual (67%)      (33%)
Bangs like a dunny door on a prawn trawler Sheila who likes to root a lot. (34%)      (66%)
barrack for the other team be a homosexual. (87%)      (13%)
bash beat up (100%)      (0%)
Basket Case Crazy, useless (88%)      (12%)
Blind Mullet A floating turd (58%)      (42%)
Bludger Lazy person (90%)      (10%)
bogan redneck/white trash (97%)      (3%)
Bowling from the pavilion end Homosexual man (39%)      (61%)
Bugger (n) one who causes mischief (74%)      (26%)
Bugger that! forget it (92%)      (8%)
bum bandit gay male (75%)      (25%)
bumtoucher a man who touches rectums (gayman) (37%)      (63%)
Bury the bishop have sex. (45%)      (56%)
cactus, as in "we're/you're cactus!" fucked (84%)      (16%)
carpet muncher lesbian (97%)      (3%)
Chocolate driller Homosexual Man (54%)      (46%)
Crikey Oh my gosh/wow! (83%)      (17%)
Cum Junkie Slut (83%)      (17%)
DADS disease Dumb as dog shit (37%)      (63%)
dickhead someone who is stupid (91%)      (9%)
dill idiot (82%)      (18%)
Dingaling Male's cock. (70%)      (30%)
Dipshit Idiot (96%)      (4%)
Donga Cock (58%)      (42%)
Dumb as a box of rocks really stupid (81%)      (19%)
dumb as dog shit a stupid person (84%)      (16%)
Dumb as dog shit Stupid (83%)      (17%)
eat my hairy onions eat my testicals (65%)      (35%)
feed the snake blowjob (38%)      (62%)
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey Bloody cold (87%)      (13%)
Fuck a duck! An exclamation mild surprise (92%)      (8%)
Fuck it! don't worry about it (92%)      (8%)
Fuck me dead! Oh my! ( exclamation) (91%)      (9%)
Fuck me running Exhausted (25%)      (75%)
Fuck Muppet complete idiot (65%)      (35%)
Fuck off! go away/ you're kidding/ wow! (93%)      (7%)
Fuck Tard Stupid Person (86%)      (14%)
Fuck Wit stupid nasty idiot (85%)      (15%)
Fucknuckle Dickhead (100%)      (0%)
Fuckstick Dick, stupid (83%)      (17%)
Fuckwit An idiot (98%)      (2%)
fugly fucking ugly (92%)      (8%)
G'day Cock Features! Hello there unattractive person! (41%)      (59%)
get on your knees and smile like a donut suck my dick (42%)      (58%)
Get stuffed fuck off (89%)      (11%)
get ya cunt out I would like to see your vagina (58%)      (42%)
get ya end wet have sex (74%)      (26%)
Get your hand off it Stop talking such nonsense (84%)      (16%)
gunna shake hands with me best mate take a piss (75%)      (25%)
have a bat masturbate (84%)      (16%)
Having a slash urinating (84%)      (16%)
he's a walking head job he's short (52%)      (48%)
heavy rocks heavy cocks (14%)      (86%)
How about a root? Lets have sex (92%)      (8%)
How are ya, ya cunt! Hello, dear friend! (82%)      (18%)
I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck. I'm hungry. (71%)      (29%)
I don't give a rat's arse I don't care (90%)      (10%)
I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than..... I am hesitant to do so (81%)      (19%)
I'm buggered ! I am tired. (96%)      (4%)
I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger I'm thirsty (85%)      (15%)
It gives me the shits It annoys me (96%)      (4%)
jonas fucking junkie (40%)      (60%)
Knob Jockie Slut (37%)      (63%)
knock the top off it wank (67%)      (33%)
Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool. Having a shit. (55%)      (45%)
Lickerty split Lesbian (33%)      (67%)
map of Tassie pussy (79%)      (21%)
map of tassie vagina (61%)      (39%)
Meataxe Useless (0%)      (100%)
Moooo Fuck right off (0%)      (100%)
mut pussy (49%)      (51%)
Norks breasts (42%)      (58%)
Pig's arse! I don't care/ I don't believe you (86%)      (14%)
Pissed Drunk (100%)      (0%)
polecat realy ugly female (51%)      (49%)
poo jabber homosexual (73%)      (27%)
Poo-pusher homosexual man (72%)      (28%)
poofter a gay person (96%)      (4%)
put the dick on the barbie have a barbecque (94%)      (6%)
Ratbag (n) one who causes mischief (87%)      (13%)
Root To have sex (62%)      (38%)
root the bitch to have sex with a female (82%)      (18%)
roots like watt on holidays has a lot of sex (84%)      (16%)
rowl incestuous gang whore (0%)      (100%)
shagger fucker (82%)      (18%)
she's a grenade chick is so fat she bout to explode (22%)      (78%)
Shit hot! Very good (68%)      (32%)
Shitting like a big black dog Panicking (43%)      (57%)
show us ya jugs show me your breasts. (81%)      (19%)
show us ya tits I want to see your breasts (93%)      (7%)
slager slut (75%)      (25%)
slit eyed fuck a china man (45%)      (55%)
the family jewels male genitals/scrotum (95%)      (5%)
Toeier than a Roman sandal extremely horney (65%)      (35%)
tool really useless person (96%)      (4%)
tosser you masturbate (64%)      (36%)
Under the fuckin' thumb aye! Under a wife's control. (100%)      (0%)
Up the duff Pregnant (derogatory) (83%)      (17%)
up to my nuts in guts having sex (84%)      (16%)
Vagina Decliner Homosexual Man (55%)      (45%)
well bugger me! well I'll be damned! (88%)      (13%)
ya bluming bafoon! you stupid idiot! (36%)      (64%)
Ya fuckin' poofter! You fucking homosexual. (97%)      (3%)
Ya Tosser You idiot (74%)      (26%)
ya wanker you masturbate (48%)      (52%)
Ya Wanker You idiot (93%)      (7%)
You fuckin' little ripper! I am pleased (92%)      (8%)
You're a fuckin' knob mate! You're a penis! (100%)      (0%)