Australian Swear Words
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Related American Swear Words:
| homosexual
| stupid
| person
| idiot
| masturbate
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Phrase
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Meaning
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Is This Accurate?
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A face like a bucket of smashed crabs
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Unattractive person
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(59%) (41%)
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A face like a cat's arse
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No sense of humour
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(22%) (78%)
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A face like a dropped pie
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Unattractive person
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(76%) (24%)
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A face like a kicked-in shitcan
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Unattractive person
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(72%) (28%)
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A face like fifty miles of bad road
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Unattractive person
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(48%) (52%)
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A few roos loose in the top paddock
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crazy
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(79%) (21%)
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About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow
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Not very useful
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(64%) (36%)
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As boring as batshit
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dull
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(92%) (8%)
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As full as a boot
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Drunk
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(64%) (36%)
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As useless as tits on a bull
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it's no good, won't work
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(84%) (16%)
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Bangs like a dunny door
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Someone extremely sexual
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(67%) (33%)
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Bangs like a dunny door on a prawn trawler
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Sheila who likes to root a lot.
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(36%) (64%)
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Basket Case
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Crazy, useless
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(88%) (12%)
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Blind Mullet
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A floating turd
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(63%) (37%)
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Bowling from the pavilion end
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Homosexual man
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(42%) (58%)
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Bugger (n)
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one who causes mischief
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(78%) (22%)
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Bugger that!
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forget it
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(88%) (12%)
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Bury the bishop
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have sex.
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(44%) (56%)
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Chocolate driller
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Homosexual Man
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(55%) (45%)
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Crikey
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Oh my gosh/wow!
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(81%) (19%)
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Cum Junkie
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Slut
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(89%) (11%)
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DADS disease
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Dumb as dog shit
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(40%) (60%)
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Dingaling
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Male's cock.
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(78%) (22%)
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Dipshit
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Idiot
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(100%) (0%)
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Donga
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Cock
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(58%) (42%)
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Dumb as a box of rocks
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really stupid
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(82%) (18%)
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Dumb as dog shit
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Stupid
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(80%) (20%)
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Freeze the balls off a brass monkey
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Bloody cold
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(100%) (0%)
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Fuck Muppet
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complete idiot
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(65%) (35%)
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Fuck Tard
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Stupid Person
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(88%) (12%)
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Fuck Wit
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stupid nasty idiot
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(93%) (7%)
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Fuck a duck!
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An exclamation mild surprise
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(93%) (7%)
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Fuck it!
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don't worry about it
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(95%) (5%)
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Fuck me dead!
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Oh my! ( exclamation)
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(91%) (9%)
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Fuck me running
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Exhausted
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(21%) (79%)
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Fuck off!
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go away/ you're kidding/ wow!
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(100%) (0%)
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Fuckstick
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Dick, stupid
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(81%) (19%)
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Fuckwit
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An idiot
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(98%) (2%)
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G'day Cock Features!
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Hello there unattractive person!
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(40%) (60%)
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Get stuffed
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fuck off
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(92%) (8%)
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Get your hand off it
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Stop talking such nonsense
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(86%) (14%)
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Having a slash
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urinating
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(86%) (14%)
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How about a root?
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Lets have sex
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(92%) (8%)
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How are ya, ya cunt!
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Hello, dear friend!
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(76%) (24%)
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I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck.
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I'm hungry.
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(70%) (30%)
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I don't give a rat's arse
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I don't care
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(100%) (0%)
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I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than.....
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I am hesitant to do so
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(81%) (19%)
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I'm buggered !
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I am tired.
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(95%) (5%)
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I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger
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I'm thirsty
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(92%) (8%)
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It gives me the shits
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It annoys me
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(97%) (3%)
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Knob Jockie
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Slut
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(43%) (57%)
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Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool.
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Having a shit.
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(64%) (36%)
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Lickerty split
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Lesbian
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(33%) (67%)
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Norks
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breasts
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(56%) (44%)
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Pig's arse!
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I don't care/ I don't believe you
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(83%) (17%)
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Pissed
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Drunk
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(100%) (0%)
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Poo-pusher
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homosexual man
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(73%) (27%)
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Ratbag (n)
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one who causes mischief
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(100%) (0%)
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Root
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To have sex
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(61%) (39%)
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Shit hot!
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Very good
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(68%) (32%)
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Shitting like a big black dog
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Panicking
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(48%) (52%)
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Toeier than a Roman sandal
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extremely horney
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(66%) (34%)
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Up the duff
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Pregnant (derogatory)
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(83%) (17%)
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Vagina Decliner
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Homosexual Man
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(55%) (45%)
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Vegimite driller
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Homosexual man
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(31%) (69%)
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Ya Tosser
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You idiot
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(86%) (14%)
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Ya Wanker
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You idiot
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(85%) (15%)
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You fuckin' little ripper!
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I am pleased
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(88%) (13%)
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a few sangas short of a picnic
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brainless / moron
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(83%) (17%)
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arse monkey
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a passive gay man
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(48%) (52%)
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as good as a hatfull of arseholes
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useless
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(84%) (16%)
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barrack for the other team
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be a homosexual.
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(86%) (14%)
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bogan
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redneck/white trash
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(97%) (3%)
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bum bandit
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gay male
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(100%) (0%)
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bumtoucher
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a man who touches rectums (gayman)
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(37%) (63%)
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cactus, as in "we're/you're cactus!"
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fucked
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(84%) (16%)
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carpet muncher
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lesbian
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(96%) (4%)
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dickhead
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someone who is stupid
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(91%) (9%)
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dill
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idiot
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(82%) (18%)
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dumb as dog shit
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a stupid person
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(86%) (14%)
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eat my hairy onions
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eat my testicals
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(65%) (35%)
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feed the snake
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blowjob
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(36%) (64%)
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fugly
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fucking ugly
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(93%) (7%)
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get on your knees and smile like a donut
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suck my dick
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(42%) (58%)
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get ya cunt out
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I would like to see your vagina
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(57%) (43%)
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get ya end wet
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have sex
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(71%) (29%)
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gunna shake hands with me best mate
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take a piss
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(71%) (29%)
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have a bat
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masturbate
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(84%) (16%)
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he's a walking head job
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he's short
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(57%) (43%)
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heavy rocks
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heavy cocks
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(16%) (84%)
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jonas
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fucking junkie
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(38%) (62%)
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knock the top off it
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wank
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(67%) (33%)
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map of Tassie
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pussy
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(79%) (21%)
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map of tassie
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vagina
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(57%) (43%)
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mut
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pussy
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(49%) (51%)
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polecat
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realy ugly female
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(52%) (48%)
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poo jabber
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homosexual
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(71%) (29%)
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poofter
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a gay person
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(96%) (4%)
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put the dick on the barbie
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have a barbecque
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(95%) (5%)
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root the bitch
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to have sex with a female
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(83%) (17%)
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roots like watt on holidays
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has a lot of sex
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(85%) (15%)
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shagger
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fucker
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(81%) (19%)
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she's a grenade
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chick is so fat she bout to explode
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(24%) (76%)
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show us ya jugs
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show me your breasts.
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(80%) (20%)
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show us ya tits
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I want to see your breasts
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(93%) (7%)
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slit eyed fuck
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a china man
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(45%) (55%)
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the family jewels
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male genitals/scrotum
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(100%) (0%)
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tool
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really useless person
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(97%) (3%)
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tosser
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you masturbate
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(65%) (35%)
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up to my nuts in guts
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having sex
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(87%) (13%)
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well bugger me!
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well I'll be damned!
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(93%) (7%)
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ya bluming bafoon!
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you stupid idiot!
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(35%) (65%)
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ya wanker
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you masturbate
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(49%) (51%)
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