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Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
A face like a bucket of smashed crabs Unattractive person (59%)      (41%)
A face like a dropped pie Unattractive person (67%)      (33%)
A face like a kicked-in shitcan Unattractive person (64%)      (36%)
A face like fifty miles of bad road Unattractive person (38%)      (62%)
A few roos loose in the top paddock crazy (85%)      (15%)
About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow Not very useful (69%)      (31%)
As boring as batshit dull (91%)      (9%)
As full as a boot Drunk (70%)      (30%)
As useless as tits on a bull it's no good, won't work (85%)      (15%)
Bangs like a dunny door Someone extremely sexual (69%)      (31%)
Bangs like a dunny door in a Force 9 Gale Very sexually active (83%)      (17%)
Bangs like a dunny door on a prawn trawler Sheila who likes to root a lot. (40%)      (60%)
Basket Case Crazy, useless (86%)      (14%)
Blind Mullet A floating turd (68%)      (32%)
Bludger Lazy person (96%)      (4%)
Bowling from the pavilion end Homosexual man (40%)      (60%)
Bugger (n) one who causes mischief (76%)      (24%)
Bugger that! forget it (92%)      (8%)
Bury the bishop have sex. (46%)      (54%)
Chocolate driller Homosexual Man (57%)      (43%)
Crikey Oh my gosh/wow! (85%)      (15%)
Cum Junkie Slut (80%)      (20%)
Cum dumpster Prostitute or promiscuous female (83%)      (17%)
DADS disease Dumb as dog shit (40%)      (60%)
Dingaling Male's cock. (73%)      (27%)
Dipshit Idiot (96%)      (4%)
Donga Cock (59%)      (41%)
Dumb as a box of rocks really stupid (84%)      (16%)
Dumb as a door knob Retard (92%)      (8%)
Dumb as dog shit Stupid (87%)      (13%)
Face like a busted arsehole Ugly (85%)      (15%)
Flamin' Galah Moron (92%)      (8%)
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey Bloody cold (88%)      (12%)
Fuck Muppet complete idiot (65%)      (35%)
Fuck Tard Stupid Person (85%)      (15%)
Fuck Wit stupid nasty idiot (86%)      (14%)
Fuck a duck! An exclamation mild surprise (93%)      (7%)
Fuck it! don't worry about it (92%)      (8%)
Fuck me dead! Oh my! ( exclamation) (91%)      (9%)
Fuck me running Exhausted (26%)      (74%)
Fuck me side ways Oh shit (90%)      (10%)
Fuck off! go away/ you're kidding/ wow! (96%)      (4%)
Fuck tard Stupid cunt (86%)      (14%)
Fucknuckle Dickhead (87%)      (13%)
Fuckstick Dick, stupid (85%)      (15%)
Fuckwit An idiot (97%)      (3%)
G'day Cock Features! Hello there unattractive person! (41%)      (59%)
Get stuffed fuck off (94%)      (6%)
Get your hand off it Stop talking such nonsense (85%)      (15%)
Get your rat out Show me your vagina (57%)      (43%)
Gronk Asshole (54%)      (46%)
Having a slash urinating (84%)      (16%)
How about a root? Lets have sex (87%)      (13%)
How are ya, ya cunt! Hello, dear friend! (87%)      (13%)
I am pulling your leg I am only joking (0%)      (0%)
I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck. I'm hungry. (76%)      (24%)
I don't give a rat's arse I don't care (89%)      (11%)
I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than..... I am hesitant to do so (84%)      (16%)
I'm buggered ! I am tired. (95%)      (5%)
I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger I'm thirsty (86%)      (14%)
It gives me the shits It annoys me (93%)      (7%)
JJ Vagg Person with a freckled cock (17%)      (83%)
Jizz Junky Poofter (36%)      (64%)
Knob Jockie Slut (46%)      (54%)
Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool. Having a shit. (44%)      (56%)
Lick my salty piss Vagina and cock head (27%)      (73%)
Lickerty split Lesbian (25%)      (75%)
Long Black Coffee (wtf you think?) (95%)      (5%)
Meataxe Useless (28%)      (72%)
Moooo Fuck right off (22%)      (78%)
Norks breasts (59%)      (41%)
Pig's arse! I don't care/ I don't believe you (89%)      (11%)
Pissed Drunk (98%)      (2%)
Poo-pusher homosexual man (74%)      (26%)
Pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork on a hot day getting nowhere fast (55%)      (45%)
Ratbag (n) one who causes mischief (90%)      (10%)
Root To have sex (65%)      (35%)
Scratching your arse with a bowl full of spaghetti Useless (14%)      (86%)
Seppo or Septic Tank Yank or American person (86%)      (14%)
Shit hot! Very good (70%)      (30%)
Shitting like a big black dog Panicking (50%)      (50%)
Toeier than a Roman sandal extremely horney (63%)      (37%)
Tongue punch me fart box. Fuck my arsehole with your tongue (31%)      (69%)
Under the fuckin' thumb aye! Under a wife's control. (85%)      (15%)
Up the duff Pregnant (derogatory) (82%)      (18%)
Vagina Decliner Homosexual Man (59%)      (41%)
Ya Tosser You idiot (83%)      (17%)
Ya Wanker You idiot (90%)      (10%)
Ya fuckin' poofter! You fucking homosexual. (91%)      (9%)
Ya soft cock! Whimp. (67%)      (33%)
You can suck a fart out my arse. Your request is denied. (30%)      (70%)
You fuckin' little ripper! I am pleased (93%)      (7%)
You're a fuckin' knob mate! You're a penis! (86%)      (14%)
a few sangas short of a picnic brainless / moron (86%)      (14%)
arse monkey a passive gay man (45%)      (55%)
arse rag ass wipe/suck up (41%)      (59%)
as good as a hatfull of arseholes useless (81%)      (19%)
barrack for the other team be a homosexual. (87%)      (13%)
bash beat up (94%)      (6%)
bogan redneck/white trash (94%)      (6%)
bum bandit gay male (78%)      (22%)
bumtoucher a man who touches rectums (gayman) (36%)      (64%)
cactus, as in "we're/you're cactus!" fucked (86%)      (14%)
carpet muncher lesbian (95%)      (5%)
dickhead someone who is stupid (92%)      (8%)
dill idiot (83%)      (17%)
dumb as dog shit a stupid person (87%)      (13%)
eat my hairy onions eat my testicals (59%)      (41%)
feed the snake blowjob (37%)      (63%)
fuck nuckle minor dickhead (81%)      (19%)
fuck off piss off/fuck off (90%)      (10%)
fugly fucking ugly (94%)      (6%)
get on your knees and smile like a donut suck my dick (44%)      (56%)
get ya cunt out I would like to see your vagina (57%)      (43%)
get ya end wet have sex (78%)      (22%)
gunna shake hands with me best mate take a piss (88%)      (12%)
have a bat masturbate (85%)      (15%)
he's a walking head job he's short (50%)      (50%)
he/she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down he/she's fucking ugly (84%)      (16%)
heavy rocks heavy cocks (19%)      (81%)
jonas fucking junkie (29%)      (71%)
knock the top off it wank (71%)      (29%)
map of Tassie pussy (76%)      (24%)
map of tassie vagina (63%)      (37%)
mut pussy (49%)      (51%)
oxy moron major dickhead (32%)      (68%)
polecat realy ugly female (47%)      (53%)
poo jabber homosexual (77%)      (23%)
poofter a gay person (78%)      (22%)
put the dick on the barbie have a barbecque (92%)      (8%)
root the bitch to have sex with a female (82%)      (18%)
roots like watt on holidays has a lot of sex (81%)      (19%)
rowl incestuous gang whore (29%)      (71%)
shagger fucker (82%)      (18%)
she's a grenade chick is so fat she bout to explode (29%)      (71%)
show us ya jugs show me your breasts. (81%)      (19%)
show us ya tits I want to see your breasts (91%)      (9%)
slager slut (67%)      (33%)
slit eyed fuck a china man (45%)      (55%)
the family jewels male genitals/scrotum (85%)      (15%)
tool really useless person (96%)      (4%)
tosser you masturbate (64%)      (36%)
up to my nuts in guts having sex (85%)      (15%)
well bugger me! well I'll be damned! (90%)      (10%)
ya bluming bafoon! you stupid idiot! (37%)      (63%)
ya dopey bastard! you silly idiot (58%)      (42%)
ya wanker you masturbate (45%)      (55%)