White girl Language

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
Hyuck! Hahaha (80%)      (20%)
I love starbucks I want to burn you with my iphone (68%)      (32%)
Look at my iphone 6+ You have small tits (67%)      (33%)
My boyfriend My brother (83%)      (17%)
Oh My god i cant even U are hot (67%)      (33%)
You are a flipping Richard! You are a fucking dick! (56%)      (44%)
Your hair looks great! Back the fuck off my man, bitch. (89%)      (11%)

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