White girl Language

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
I love starbucks I want to burn you with my iphone (71%)      (29%)
Look at my iphone 6+ You have small tits (83%)      (17%)
You are a flipping Richard! You are a fucking dick! (67%)      (33%)
Your hair looks great! Back the fuck off my man, bitch. (93%)      (7%)