British Language

Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
As useful as tits on a bull Totally useless (48%)      (52%)
Bellend Dick (77%)      (23%)
Bent Being or relating to something gay (62%)      (38%)
Bloody hell/Hell Darn (73%)      (27%)
Bugger me! You don't say.... (47%)      (53%)
Bugger off Go away (81%)      (19%)
Clunge Vagina, Loose Woman (63%)      (37%)
Corey cock lover (43%)      (57%)
Did I fuck as like! I certainly did not! (55%)      (45%)
Did he bollocks! He certainly did not (70%)      (30%)
Fanny Pussy in U.S (71%)      (29%)
Fuck me sideways! I am surprised! (76%)      (24%)
I'd rather snort my own cum No thanks (100%)      (0%)
Nonce Pedofile (45%)      (55%)
Penguin totally Useless (61%)      (39%)
Piss off Go away (90%)      (10%)
Piss-Flaps Lips of the Vagina (60%)      (40%)
Play the five-fingered flute Wank (69%)      (31%)
Poof/Pouf Gay man (not too offensive) (74%)      (26%)
Punny Smackgead (45%)      (55%)
Slag Promiscuous woman (87%)      (13%)
Stick it up your arse! I don't want it, thankyou (93%)      (7%)
Tart Promiscuous woman (less offensive) (89%)      (11%)
Toff Hoity toity person (67%)      (33%)
Tosser Wanker or Jack-off (81%)      (19%)
Twonk Idiot (81%)      (19%)
arse ass (81%)      (19%)
arsehole i dont like you (33%)      (67%)
bollocks testicles (82%)      (18%)
bugger off fuck off (56%)      (44%)
built like a brick shit-house large and muscular man (82%)      (18%)
clunge pussy, vagina (69%)      (31%)
cock cheese smegma (82%)      (18%)
cock jockey a homosexual (69%)      (31%)
fucking cunt useless piece of shit (63%)      (37%)
fucktard fucking retard (83%)      (17%)
gob shite a loud person who doesn't shut up (70%)      (30%)
hobknocker ppl whou have sex with animals (48%)      (52%)
jizz semen (80%)      (20%)
like fucking a dying man's handshake Fucking a really loose vagina (80%)      (20%)
munter an ugly woman (82%)      (18%)
plonker dumbass, idiot, penis (81%)      (19%)
poxy crappy, bad quality (67%)      (33%)
randy horny (81%)      (19%)
rat arsed extremely drunk (67%)      (33%)
shite shit (76%)      (24%)
shitfaced drunk (88%)      (12%)
slut Promiscuous woman (75%)      (25%)
spunk semen (83%)      (17%)
twat vagina or an idiot (86%)      (14%)
u fukin wanker you have done something wrong (70%)      (30%)
wankstain useless person (75%)      (25%)

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