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A collection of British profanity submitted by you!
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Phrase Meaning Is This Accurate?
arse ass (82%)      (18%)
arsehole i dont like you (0%)      (100%)
As useful as tits on a bull Totally useless (0%)      (0%)
Bellend Dick (0%)      (0%)
Bent Being or relating to something gay (0%)      (0%)
Bloody hell/Hell Darn (70%)      (30%)
bollocks testicles (84%)      (16%)
Bugger me! You don't say.... (0%)      (0%)
bugger off fuck off (45%)      (55%)
Bugger off Go away (88%)      (12%)
built like a brick shit-house large and muscular man (83%)      (17%)
clunge pussy, vagina (66%)      (34%)
Clunge Vagina, Loose Woman (62%)      (38%)
cock cheese smegma (83%)      (18%)
cock jockey a homosexual (64%)      (36%)
Corey cock lover (0%)      (100%)
Did he bollocks! He certainly did not (100%)      (0%)
Did I fuck as like! I certainly did not! (0%)      (0%)
Fanny Pussy in U.S (74%)      (26%)
Fuck me sideways! I am surprised! (0%)      (0%)
fucking cunt useless piece of shit (58%)      (42%)
fucktard fucking retard (81%)      (19%)
gob shite a loud person who doesn't shut up (58%)      (42%)
hobknocker ppl whou have sex with animals (50%)      (50%)
I'd rather snort my own cum No thanks (0%)      (0%)
jizz semen (78%)      (22%)
Knob Penis (0%)      (0%)
like fucking a dying man's handshake Fucking a really loose vagina (0%)      (0%)
munter an ugly woman (84%)      (16%)
Nonce Pedofile (43%)      (57%)
Penguin totally Useless (0%)      (100%)
Piss off Go away (94%)      (6%)
Piss-Flaps Lips of the Vagina (0%)      (0%)
Play the five-fingered flute Wank (0%)      (0%)
plonker dumbass, idiot, penis (84%)      (16%)
Ponce Gay man (100%)      (0%)
Poof/Pouf Gay man (not too offensive) (74%)      (26%)
poxy crappy, bad quality (60%)      (40%)
Punny Smackgead (0%)      (0%)
randy horny (84%)      (16%)
rat arsed extremely drunk (65%)      (35%)
shite shit (66%)      (34%)
shitfaced drunk (91%)      (9%)
Slag Promiscuous woman (90%)      (10%)
slut Promiscuous woman (0%)      (0%)
spunk semen (88%)      (12%)
Stick it up your arse! I don't want it, thankyou (0%)      (0%)
Tart Promiscuous woman (less offensive) (93%)      (7%)
Toff Hoity toity person (0%)      (0%)
Tosser Wanker or Jack-off (84%)      (16%)
twat vagina or an idiot (86%)      (14%)
Twonk Idiot (0%)      (0%)
u fukin wanker you have done something wrong (100%)      (0%)
wankstain useless person (75%)      (25%)