How to Say "Penis" in American English

"Meat"

"Dick"

"Cock"

"One-eyed Willy"

"Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger"

"Purple headed dragon"

"Purple headed warrior"

"One-eyed monster"

"Mystery meat"

"One-eyed tiger"

"dingle dangle"

"Willy the One-Eyed Wonder Worm"

"Mr winky"