Australian Swear Words

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs
A face like a dropped pie
A face like a kicked-in shitcan
A face like fifty miles of bad road
A few roos loose in the top paddock
About as useful as an arsehole on your elbow
As boring as batshit
As full as a boot
As useless as tits on a bull
Bangs like a dunny door
Bangs like a dunny door in a Force 9 Gale
Bangs like a dunny door on a prawn trawler
Basket Case
Blind Mullet
Bludger
Bowling from the pavilion end
Bugger (n)
Bugger that!
Bury the bishop
Chocolate driller
Crikey
Cum Junkie
Cum dumpster
DADS disease
Dingaling
Dipshit
Donga
Dumb as a box of rocks
Dumb as a door knob
Dumb as dog shit
Face like a busted arsehole
Flamin' Galah
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey
Fuck Muppet
Fuck Tard
Fuck Wit
Fuck a duck!
Fuck it!
Fuck me dead!
Fuck me running
Fuck me side ways
Fuck off!
Fuck tard
Fucknuckle
Fuckstick
Fuckwit
G'day Cock Features!
Get stuffed
Get your hand off it
Get your rat out
Gronk
Having a slash
How about a root?
How are ya, ya cunt!
I am pulling your leg
I could eat the arse end out of a low flying duck.
I don't give a rat's arse
I'd rather drag my balls through broken glass than.....
I'm buggered !
I'm dryer than a dead dingo's donger
It gives me the shits
JJ Vagg
Jizz Junky
Knob Jockie
Letting the Aboriginals swim in the pool.
Lick my salty piss
Lickerty split
Long Black
Meataxe
Moooo
Norks
Pig's arse!
Pissed
Poo-pusher
Pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork on a hot day
Ratbag (n)
Root
Scratching your arse with a bowl full of spaghetti
Seppo or Septic Tank
Shit hot!
Shitting like a big black dog
Toeier than a Roman sandal
Tongue punch me fart box.
Under the fuckin' thumb aye!
Up the duff
Vagina Decliner
Ya Tosser
Ya Wanker
Ya fuckin' poofter!
Ya soft cock!
You can suck a fart out my arse.
You fuckin' little ripper!
You're a fuckin' knob mate!
a few sangas short of a picnic
arse monkey
arse rag
as good as a hatfull of arseholes
barrack for the other team
bash
bogan
bum bandit
bumtoucher
cactus, as in "we're/you're cactus!"
carpet muncher
dickhead
dill
dumb as dog shit
eat my hairy onions
feed the snake
fuck nuckle
fuck off
fugly
get on your knees and smile like a donut
get ya cunt out
get ya end wet
gunna shake hands with me best mate
have a bat
he's a walking head job
he/she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
heavy rocks
jonas
knock the top off it
map of Tassie
map of tassie
mut
oxy moron
polecat
poo jabber
poofter
put the dick on the barbie
root the bitch
roots like watt on holidays
rowl
shagger
she's a grenade
show us ya jugs
show us ya tits
slager
slit eyed fuck
the family jewels
tool
tosser
up to my nuts in guts
well bugger me!
ya bluming bafoon!
ya dopey bastard!
ya wanker

English Translations

Unattractive person
Unattractive person
Unattractive person
Unattractive person
crazy
Not very useful
dull
Drunk
it's no good, won't work
Someone extremely sexual
Very sexually active
Sheila who likes to root a lot.
Crazy, useless
A floating turd
Lazy person
Homosexual man
one who causes mischief
forget it
have sex.
Homosexual Man
Oh my gosh/wow!
Slut
Prostitute or promiscuous female
Dumb as dog shit
Male's cock.
Idiot
Cock
really stupid
Retard
Stupid
Ugly
Moron
Bloody cold
complete idiot
Stupid Person
stupid nasty idiot
An exclamation mild surprise
don't worry about it
Oh my! ( exclamation)
Exhausted
Oh shit
go away/ you're kidding/ wow!
Stupid cunt
Dickhead
Dick, stupid
An idiot
Hello there unattractive person!
fuck off
Stop talking such nonsense
Show me your vagina
Asshole
urinating
Lets have sex
Hello, dear friend!
I am only joking
I'm hungry.
I don't care
I am hesitant to do so
I am tired.
I'm thirsty
It annoys me
Person with a freckled cock
Poofter
Slut
Having a shit.
Vagina and cock head
Lesbian
Coffee (wtf you think?)
Useless
Fuck right off
breasts
I don't care/ I don't believe you
Drunk
homosexual man
getting nowhere fast
one who causes mischief
To have sex
Useless
Yank or American person
Very good
Panicking
extremely horney
Fuck my arsehole with your tongue
Under a wife's control.
Pregnant (derogatory)
Homosexual Man
You idiot
You idiot
You fucking homosexual.
Whimp.
Your request is denied.
I am pleased
You're a penis!
brainless / moron
a passive gay man
ass wipe/suck up
useless
be a homosexual.
beat up
redneck/white trash
gay male
a man who touches rectums (gayman)
fucked
lesbian
someone who is stupid
idiot
a stupid person
eat my testicals
blowjob
minor dickhead
piss off/fuck off
fucking ugly
suck my dick
I would like to see your vagina
have sex
take a piss
masturbate
he's short
he/she's fucking ugly
heavy cocks
fucking junkie
wank
pussy
vagina
pussy
major dickhead
realy ugly female
homosexual
a gay person
have a barbecque
to have sex with a female
has a lot of sex
incestuous gang whore
fucker
chick is so fat she bout to explode
show me your breasts.
I want to see your breasts
slut
a china man
male genitals/scrotum
really useless person
you masturbate
having sex
well I'll be damned!
you stupid idiot!
you silly idiot
you masturbate